Ed
You free tomorow? Am conducting specktacular heist in South F, rumours of treasure at old bastard O’s place. Good occasion for “state visit” or simillar. I awate your reply your magesty etc.
L
Locke,
Colour me not the least bit surprised that the only words you know how to spell correctly are “treasure” and “bastard”. No, you abominable ruffian, the king is not at liberty to grace the town with his presence at a moment’s notice. However, should you experience difficulties with your “equipment”, you may find a rather dashing (and obliging) mechanic in the neighbourhood.
E. R. Figaro