Albus Dumbledore rounded on the child, who sat on the stool looking petrified (it was, after all, the famous Albus Dumbledore), and bellowed, “What … is your favourite colour?”
“Um …” said the child, “blue?”
“RAVENCLAW!” Dumbledore roared, and amid a smattering of bemused applause, Minerva McGonagall muttered, “There’s got to be a better way of doing this, Albus.”
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n° 1 (archived from dreamwidth.org)
2021-02-27Omg 😂😂😂 What an idea
n° 2 (archived from archiveofourown.org)
2021-02-28lol amazing
n° 3 (archived from archiveofourown.org)
2021-05-04What do they do when the answer is purple though? Hahahaha. This is hilarious, though, in part because it targets how silly and arbitrary the sorting is to begin with!